that seems to be the question of the day lately. Yes, I do have kids. Unless you’re a registered member, you won’t know the full story it’s really personal and not for the whole internets to read. But yes. We have 2 kiddos now.

The girl, Sophia is her name. She is 6 {going on 26!}. She’s very opinionated, strong willed and can talk your ear off! She’s in 1st grade and her favorite color is purple and she loves ponies. She eats like a grown man {NO LIE! homegirl eats A LOT!} and she always has her purse filled with lipgloss and pencils and brats dolls and her {toy!} cell phone is always by her side! {just like mommy!} She knows that mommy is THE BOSS! She’s my biggest fan and I am hers.

The boy, Ernie is his name. He is 4. JUST 4. lol He’s very sensitive and very much still a “baby”. Well, he’s MY baby anyway. He stays home with mommy. His favorite color is red and he loves fire engines. He doesn’t eat much. He actually eats like a bird. He’s always got a hot wheel and a tissue in his pocket and he LOVES daddy. He wants a watch, wallet and a REAL cell phone just like daddy! {he needs to get a job first! that’s the rule! ha!} He loves Dora the Explorer {yuck!} and Diego. He thinks Daddy is THE BOSS! {he’s been brainwashed by daddy!} He’s my biggest fan and I am his.

They are very loved and very happy now that they have a mommy and daddy. We are so happy to have them in our lives and seriously couldn’t imagine life without them.

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well, we are off. see ya’ll after christmas. hopefully we’ll be back before the new year, but if not, Merry Christmas/ Happy Holidays AND Happy New Year!

xoxo

LOL

dude. i hate homework. I hated homework when I was a kid. I hate homework now. I hate first grade homework. I feel like such an idiot because sometimes i have to read then reread the damn questions just to understand what the fuck the question is. OMG. And sophia looks at me like I’m retarded and it makes me hate homework even more. LOL oh dear. needless to say, homework time at my house equals crying time. How on earth did my mom put up with 5 kids? {and my friend amy! she’s got SIX kids!! all school age! from 1st grade to a senior!!! bless your heart amy! next time I see you, I’m gonna hug you for a full 5 minutes and we can cry together! bwahahaha} I have a new found respect for my mom. OMG. But my mom had my grandma to help. My mom worked full time my entire life. She says her job was hard but not as hard as staying home after she retired, with Xavier. Ain’t that the truth? You would think that being a stay at home mom would be the easiest, laid back job ever. HA. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. HA. HAAAAAAAAAAAA. hell no. this job ain’t no joke. it’s a 24 hour gig.

but you know what’s so fanfuckingtastic? the family hug at bedtime. we all hug eachother as tight as we possibly can and it’s so.. so.. i dunno. it’s the best thing in the fucking world. fuck. fuck. fuck.

i can’t cuss in real life anymore. excuse me while i fucking blog out some motherfucking asshole bitch cuss words. ha. ha. ha. i’m delirious. it’s the pepto. i have an upset tummy on top of everything else going on. =\

/rant